(Narrated by Zane)
Hey there. Sit back and I'll tell you about my trip I took down south last weekend to see my Nana Beth and Pops. First, my Pops said it was time for me to meet my horse, Valentine. You know, the manly one? I wanted to be properly dressed for the occasion, so I put on my cowboy hat onesie. My Pops likes to call me "Cowboy".
Once I had on the proper attire, Pops took me to the barn. He said I'm not quite big enough to ride yet.
Mom showed me the horseys. It's pretty cool that I already have my own horse, huh?
And I figured out why my manly horse is named 'Valentine'. He has a heart-shaped marking on his booty! This is the best picture I could get of the heart.
Then we went to sit on the John Deere tractor, because all little boys love tractors, right? My mom says she used to spend a lot of time on one of these during the summer....cutting, raking, and moving hay. I'm not really sure I believe her, but she did look pretty natural up there.
I was pretty worn out after so much excitement on the farm, so I took a little nap.
Later, mom stripped off all of my clothes, but she was NOT gonna get my diaper. I held on for dear life!